Down Under

[Chorus]

Down under is forever and a day

Down under is forever and a day

[Verse 1]

Koala bears get livid when they don't get eucalyptus

Most of 'em carry syphilis

Or chlamydia what's the difference

All I know is I don't want no koala cuddlin' up to me

I can see it fine from here it is a pretty cute koala

[Chorus]

Down under is forever and a day

Down under is forever and a day

[Verse 2]

Kangaroos can whoop up on ya

They'd rather fight than watch ya

I know they look tame and dainty but I'll tell ya now ya oughta

Take some care because they're deer

Evolved to bеtter boxers

They don’t takе to whisperin' nothings

They’d punch a crowdin' talker

[Chorus]

Down under is forever and a day

It ain’t no wonder why more folks don’t find the time

'Cause it takes time to get down under

Things out there can kill ya

From the critters to the thunder

It's been forever and a day since I have been down under

[Pot-Chorus]

Down under is forever and a day

Down under is forever and a day

[Verse 3]

There’s always somethin’ thrilling

To get your heart a racin'

No shit I've had the notion

But that ain't what I’m chasin'

And life is more than treasures born

From sense a light and pleasure

And I would not take a thing

From my journey out under

[Bridge]

Vegemite and flying kites the opposite way

With crocodilian convicts

And the criminally insane

[Chorus]

Down under is forever and a day

It ain't no wonder why more folks don’t find the time

'Cause it takes time to get down under

Things out there can kill ya worse

Than critters and the thunder

It's been forever and a day since I have been down under

[Post-Chorus]

Down under is forever and a day

Down under is forever and a day

Down under is forever and a day

Down under is forever and a day

Forever and a day

Forever and a day

Forever and a day

Forever and a day

Forever and a day

Forever and a day