Percheron Mules

[Chorus]

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares

Grazin' up and down my dreams

Nothin' less than sixteen hands

I don't wanna drag my feet

Anythin' more small than that

It ain't worth the feed it takes

Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks

Throwin' mules the size of tanks

[Verse 1]

Yeah, a team the size of tanks

And a hundred head of goat

When I get the pigpen built

I'm a find a couple of shoats

And I'll name 'em after y'all

And they'll all look just like me

Rollin' 'round a pile of shit

Just as happy as can be

[Chorus]

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares (Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares)

Grazin' up and down my dreams

Nothin' less than sixteen hands (Sixteen hands, sixteen hands)

I don't wanna drag my feet (He don't wanna drag his feet)

Anythin' more small than that (Anythin' more small than that)

It ain't worth the feed it takes (It ain't worth the feed it takes)

Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks (Mammoth Jacks, Mammoth Jacks)

Throwin' mules the size of tanks

[Verse 2]

Yeah, a team of Percheron mules

Pullin' rebuilt number nine

Slidin' stone boats 'cross the hill

For to stack the stones so high

I don't mind to beat the rock

But my back can't take the haul

But with these here, Percheron mules

It ain't troublin' me at all, hey

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]

They don't need their oil changed

They don't burn gasoline (Woah-woah-woah)

They stock in all

The compost that I need (Compost that he needs)

[Chorus]

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares (Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares)

Grazin' up and down my dreams

Nothin' less than sixteen hands (Sixteen hands, sixteen hands)

I don't wanna drag my feet (He don't wanna drag his feet)

Anythin' more small than that (Anythin' more small than that)

It ain't worth the feed it takes (It ain't worth the feed it takes)

Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks (Mammoth Jacks, Mammoth Jacks)

Throwin' mules the size of tanks

[Outro]

Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks (Give him big 'ol Mammoth Jacks)

Throwin' mules the size of tanks