Ode to the landman (77+ Things You Can Avoid Doing While You're in the Saltfields!)

[Intro]

It's the new wave of the future!

Best friend ever, haha

And I came here and I saw everything

I saw the view, I saw the sea, I saw everything that was happening

[Verse]

Thanks for comin' in

But your dream is bound to fail

I liked your presentation

But this could’ve been an email

[Chorus]

There’s just no way

I’m leaving this bed

For someone like yourself

And that’s a lot of my time spilling down the drain

There’s just no way

I’m leaving this bed

For someone like yourself

And that’s a lot of my time spilling down the drain