Stage Name

It's a stage name
Not a real name
Could be a nickname
Or a make-it-stick name

It's a stage name
Not a real name
Could be a nickname
Have-to-make-it-stick name

Travel incognito
Move behind the scenes
Spin under the radar
If I wanna follow my dream

Leave it all behind me
Pick my getaway
Maybe the grass is greener
From far away

It's a stage name
Not a real name
Could be a nickname
Or a make-it-stick name

It's a stagе name
Not a real name
Could bе a nickname
Have-to-make-it-stick name

Must have been off the rails
To believe in a movie star name
It may have seemed like a good idea
At the time

Well, further on up the timeline
It no longer jives, but undermines
I guess I'll have to go back
To my proper real name

It's my stage name
It's not my real name
Could be a nickname
I-have-to-make-it-stick name

It's my stage name
It's not my real name
Might be my nickname
I-have-to-make-it-stick name

One of them's Ringo and Sting
Tell me, what a bad thing
If every woman and man is a star
How do you know who you are?

If Thomas Woodward is Tom Jones
Then I know I'm not alone
And if Cliff is Harry Webb
And Clive is Georgie Fame

What the hell?
Man, this is really insane
Have we gone off the rails
Or is this just a name game?

It's my stage name
Not my real name
Could be a nickname
Have-to-make-it-stick name

It's my stage name
It's not my real name
Could be my nickname
Have-to-make-it-stick, say it again

It's my stage name
It's not my real name
It used to be my nickname
I-have-to-make-it-stick name

It's my stage name
It's not my real name
It used to be my nickname
Now-I-make-it-stick name