Cold Ethyl

One thing I miss

Is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss

We met last night

Making love by the refrigerator light

Ethyl, Ethyl

Let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl, Ethyl

Come and freeze me with your charms

One thing, no lie -

Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo pie

She's cool in bed

She's gotta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead

[Repeat 2nd verse]

Come on, cold Ethyl, freeze me baby

One thing - it's true

Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you

And everything is my way

Ethyl don't have much to say

[Repeat 2nd verse]

Come here, cold Ethyl

What makes you so cold ?...OO..So cold

Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl

If I live 'til 97

You'll still be waiting

In refrigerator heaven

Cuz you're cool, you're ice

Cold Ethyl - you're my paradise