Disco Snails

[Verse 1]

Inside every snail shell is a tiny disco ball

Disco isn’t dead, instead, it turns out that it just got small

They’ve got the boogie oogie all up in their buggy bodies

These super freaks of nature love to seek out funky hobbies

[Verse 2]

Disco snails, they’re off to San Francisco where the disco’s off the rails

They meet and dance to disco in disgusting garbage pails

The afterparty’s in your garden where they’ll eat your kale

And dance to disco 'cause they’re disco snails

[Chorus]

Disco what?

Disco snails, they'rе leaving silver trails

Disco wherе?

Current position's 3rd & Mission

Disco how?

They're on the roof, they've found the groof

Disco why?

The simple answer is: they're dancers

[Verse 3]

There's traffic on the freeway, for the snails are on the loose

Watch your step, they're only one inch tall atop their platform shoes

They've got the smoothest groovy moves up in their buggy bodies

This downright funkadelic bunch have come to start the party (P-p-p-party)

[Verse 2]

Disco snails, they’re off to San Francisco where the disco’s off the rails

They meet and dance to disco in disgusting garbage pails

The afterparty’s in your garden where they’ll eat your kale

And dance to disco 'cause they’re disco snails

[Chorus]

Disco what?

Disco snails, they're leaving silver trails

Disco where?

They're in the haight, filled with love

Disco how?

It's not a spoof, they've found the groof

Disco why?

The simple answer is: they're dancers

Disco what?

Disco snails, they're leaving silver trails

Disco where?

Their latitude is gratitude

Disco how?

It's not a spoof, they've found the groof

Disco why?

The simple answer is: they're dancers

[Break]

[Chorus]

Disco what?

Disco snails, they're leaving silver trails

Disco where?

I can't tell you that

Disco how?

It's not a spoof, they've found the groof

Disco why?

The simple answer is: they're dancers

Disco what?

Disco snails, they're leaving silver trails

Disco where?

I can't tell you that, can't, can't tell you that

Disco how?

It's not a spoof, they've found the groof

Disco why?

The simple answer is: they're dancers