I Can't Party

[Verse 1]

I saw a cute fluff ball at the coffee shop

I asked, "Can I pet it?" she said, "Me or the dog?"

I said, "Whoa, quick wit," she said, "pull up a chair,"

"I've got a thousand dad jokes I've been wanting to share"

She had me in stitches, fully tickled

Hotter than Portman, funnier than Rickles

She said ,"My friends are in town tonight and we're all going out

They're Swedish, and single, and I'm showing them around

You wanna come with? You seem cool and artsy"

That's when I broke the news, honey

[Pre-Chorus]

I, I, I

[Chorus]

I can't party

I can't party

Party

I can't party

[Verse 2]

She said, "You should really reconsider, my friends, they are a blast

And if you get too tired, you could always crash

With us in my mansion but we all share a bed

And sometimes fool around, after we are fed

My private chef is vegan, my private chef is great

Name your favorite meal and she'll put it on your plate"

I thought wow, she's rich, and clearly a smarty

But I needed to reiterate

[Pre-Chorus]

I, I, I

[Chorus]

I can't party

I can't party

Party

I can't party

[Bridge]

I can't party

I wish I could but you know I can't

I can't party

I wish I could but you know I can't

I can't party

I wish I could but you know I can't

I can't party

I wish I could but you know I can't

[Chorus]

I can't party (Par, par, par, par)

I can't party (Par, par, par, par)

(Par, par, par) Party (Par, par, par, par)

I can't party (Par, par, par, par, par, par)