A Conversation with Bieber

[Intro: Justin Bieber]

Oh whoa

Oh whoa

Oh whoa

[Interview: Watsky & Justin Bieber]

Hey! Justin! It's great to see you again, man!

What's up, how are you?

So, today...uh... We're going to talk about love

Is that cool to you?

I mean, I'm not -I'm not a expert about love or anything

I'm still learning, I'm still... trying to get the process

Well... When was the first time that you fell in love?

It was at, like, church

You fell in love with Jesus?

Uhh, no

Basically, this girl, who was dating this guy

But broke up with her so and she... I want to make her

'Cause she was lonely, "one less lonely girl", and da-da-da

And... yeah. Or in a car

Now see, I'm talking about love and you're talking about something carnal and raunchy

Uhm...

I mean, what is love to you? Why do you think that love is so special?

I think it feels good

You are so young...

Although I will say that I'm like...

Impressed and I don't really get how you find a time with your career

Um, what do you mean, like, when do I do it and when do I find time?

Like, I just do whenever I fit in space, but, like...

Oh, you're a quickies man

Yeah

Alright, back to the car story

This just feels so weird, we're in the back of a car, uhm....

So, so... At that point...

You're in control, but...

You have to make her feel like you're uncomfortable, because...

That's your image

I'm a beast. Sweat machine

And that's when you take your shirt off

This one in, I just want in's!

You just need practice

I mean, I'll go out with anyone I really fall in love with, I guess

You're... A bit of a tramp

Yes, you're gonna write single and write it mingle. Down there

I think you're going to be alright man

Yeah, I'm just looking forward to, uh, just...

Being successful in whatever I do

[Outro: Watsky]

This... Is for those among us who got enough play

For twelve grades to carry on a upside down teaspoon

For every kid who could've counted their highschool

Hook ups on two hands tied behind their back

For every wall flower "say on's" master

With both palms on a crystal ball chanelling

The collective romantic prouds of Steve Urkel, Al Gore, Richard Simmons, Bill Gates and Screech

From "Saved by The Bell", this...

This is the anthem for those among us

Who got none in our formative years and this poem

Is for every high school virgin who wouldn't have had it any. Other. Way!