Fuck an Emcee Name

[Intro]

Alright, first of all

There's already a popular reggae artist with the name Elephant Man

Second of all, as my mother always said to me

There’s nothing cooler than being yourself

And third of all, and most importantly

(clears throat)

[Chorus]

F-F-F-F-Fuck an emcee name

I don't need a goddamn emcee name!

I got nothing to hide, you got something to say?

(George Watsky doesn't need a fucking emcee name)

F-F-F-F-Fuck an emcee name

I don't need a goddamn emcee name!

I got nothing to hide, you got something to say?

(George Watsky doesn't need a fuckin' emcee name)

[Verse 1]

If I go spit a poem If I go kick a flow

Doesn't really matter man cause the jam is a Watsky

When I get a mic and I go rip a rhythm ain't a name in the whole damn game gonna stop me

Probably gonna rip it too

'Cause the city wants a hippy with a bit to prove

I got shit to do I got the sickest crew

And so what the fuck is it to you, dude?

If I got no stage name I got stage game out the ass

And a master plan, It's an avalanche

When I spit a little bit of slam

And I hit you with the battleram

Got a cattle brand "GW bar none" so what do you park man?

Got money and cars? damn, I study the stars

And I couldn't care less who you rep in your set show respect

I'll be rapping I bet

Lean to the left flow right Oh my god!

A rose by any name got thorns as sharp

Yo, stage names are for porno stars

And Watskeet skeet skeet skeet is far

From what I'm trying to do, who I'm trying to be

Mother f-f-f-fuck this industry

If I gotta be MC U to do MC Me

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F-F-F-F-Fuck the limit I got a keep it coming if I wanna make it to the top

'Cause I be giving you what I been doing during the minutes that other rappers have been napping on the clock

'Cause if I walk the walk and I talk the talk and I'm popping off 'cause my flow is hot

Then I'm pretty motherfucking positive I never gotta try to be somebody I'm not

[Chorus]

F-F-F-F-Fuck an emcee name

I don't need a goddamn emcee name!

I got nothing to hide, you got something to say?

(George Watsky doesn't need a fucking emcee name)

F-F-F-F-Fuck an emcee name

I don't need a goddamn emcee name!

I got nothing to hide, you got something to say?

(George Watsky doesn't need a fuckin' emcee name)

[Verse 2]

What's in a name, man, flow comes first

I'm never gonna curse—that I got it worst when I roam the earth

It's a ridiculous coincidence that shows my worth

You know, my parents went and chose my emcee name at birth

I don't need a mask to cover my ass

So why would you ask? Go put me on blast

I'll take you to task

This name is my last (gasp) so put it on my tombstone when I pass

(Here lies a fine emcee, the kind who grasps the fact

That these aren't circus acts to make you clap, it's rap to make you think and act)

I think you understand by now the thought involved

That if I wanted to be called another name I would have scrawled it on the bathroom wall

I'm not apologizing for a policy that makes a college kid go call himself Thugdog and not expect assault

I'm marching on and calling all dissenters who

Would like to be included in this emcee designation coup

I'm set to get a crew

We're gonna get a clue and then we'll put it up for you to view

Coo coo ca choo I am the "insert you"

Come on everybody do it too

[Chorus]

F-F-F-F-Fuck an emcee name

I don't need a goddamn emcee name!

I got nothing to hide, you got something to say?

(George Watsky doesn't need a fuckin' emcee name)

F-F-F-F-Fuck an emcee name

I don't need a goddamn emcee name!

I got nothing to hide, you got something to say?

(George Watsky doesn't need a fuckin' emcee name)

[Interlude]

I invoke the spirits of the great nameless emcees who came before me:

Tupac Shakur

Ali Shaheed Muhammad

Sean Price

Saul Williams

Dahlak Brathwaite

Michael Franti

Gabriel Teodros

Joell Ortiz

Mike Jones

Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park

I invoke the spirits of the great nameless professional athletes turned rappers who came before me:

Deion Sanders

Roy Jones Jr

Shaquille O'Neal

I invoke the spirits of the great nameless white emcees who came before me:

Fred Durst

Aaron Carter

Kevin Federline

Ommm...

[Chorus]

I don't need a goddamn emcee name!

I got nothing to hide, you got something to say?

(George Watsky doesn't need a fuckin' emcee name)

F-F-F-F-Fuck an emcee name

I don't need a goddamn emcee name!

I got nothing to hide, you got something to say?

(George Watsky doesn't need a fuckin' emcee name)

[Outro]

F-F-F-F-Fuck an emcee name

I don't need a goddamn emcee name

I got nothing to hide, you got something to say?

F-F-F-F-Fuck an emcee name

I don't need a goddamn emcee name

I got nothing to hide, you got something to say?

F-F-F-F-Fuck the limit I got a keep it coming if I wanna make it to the top

'Cause I be giving you what I been doing during the minutes that other rappers have been napping on the clock

'Cause if I walk the walk and I talk the talk and I'm popping off cause my flow is hot

Then I'm pretty motherfucking positive I never gotta call myself somebody I'm not