Don't Be Nice

[Intro]

(Don't be nice, don't be nice

Don't be nice, don't be nice

Don't be nice, don't be nice

Don't be nice, don't be nice

Don't be nice, don't be nice

Don't be nice, don't be nice)

[Verse]

My policy is to call 'em as I see 'em, no filler

Quality people lift me up like the Colosseum pillars

(Don't be nice, don't be nice

Don't be nice, don't be nice

Don't be nice, don't be nice

Don't be nice, don't be nice)

Some go from pitching religion to sipping on kombucha

Politicians switching positions like it's the Kama Sutra

(Don't be nice, don't be nice

Don't be nice, don't be nice)

Our narcissism has got us caught up like bars in prison

Claim we're winning, gargling seven dicks and a jar of jizzum

Your momma's a true beauty

Butt makes me weep, I call it a "boo-hooty"

Truly a hot mom, other moms are doing their squats wrong

And if you don't dig it when I spit it like an open spigot and I'm doing my duty to drop bombs

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False modesty is a guilty habit

Some people simply have it

But the fact is I would not have spent a decade doing this

If I did not believe I was at least a tiny bit ridiculously filthy at it

Wrote a book to branch out

After tour, let's have a singalong and camp out

'Cause I came here for a single reason

And that's for friendship

And for drinking 'til I can't count, now

If you're Jesus, then we break bread

If you're Beavis, then we butt heads

If you're a butthead, or a fake friend

I'll smack ya back to Hollywood, enough said (Yup)

Skin cream jars (Yup)

Thin teen stars

Wanna hear a laugher?

A white rapper walks into 16 bars

I am large, I contain multitudes

I'm in charge of a strange cult of dudes

Infinity versions of me in parallel universes from total teddy bear to ultra rude

True, I don't measure power by bravado, libido

Or by popping bottles with Hefner in the grotto in speedos

I'm never sharing my moscato if you suck like mosquito

So "open up" said the taco to the burrito, motherfucker

(Don't be nice, don't be nice)

Drop all the fuckery, stop it, you ugly ignoramus

(Don't be nice, don't be) Rude and brainless

(Don't be) Super basic

(Don't) Move if you're contagious

(Don't be nice) La-la-la-la-la

(Don't be nice) I'm not listening

(Don't be nice, don't be nice)

Got nothing nice to say, then (Don't be nice)

Gather the wicked to sacrifice

Sucking the dick of the antichrist

Kicking the bucket is vital to life, I know that's the price

(Don't be) Candy striped

(Don't be) Parasites

(Don't) Do me dirty

(Don't) Think you're worthy

(Don't) Hurt me

Mercy is not a courtesy currently that occurs to me

I turn up eternally, you will not stop it

True, my crew hotter than hot pockets

This dude Watsky too cocky, let's cock block it

We do what we do because it's true to us

While a few puppets in suits up at the top profit

And if you got a new coup, then I do not knock it

But I bukkake your Bugati with snot rockets

[Instrumental Outro]