Don't Be Nice

[Intro] (Don't be nice, don't be nice Don't be nice, don't be nice Don't be nice, don't be nice Don't be nice, don't be nice Don't be nice, don't be nice Don't be nice, don't be nice) [Verse] My policy is to call 'em as I see 'em, no filler Quality people lift me up like the Colosseum pillars (Don't be nice, don't be nice Don't be nice, don't be nice Don't be nice, don't be nice Don't be nice, don't be nice) Some go from pitching religion to sipping on kombucha Politicians switching positions like it's the Kama Sutra (Don't be nice, don't be nice Don't be nice, don't be nice) Our narcissism has got us caught up like bars in prison Claim we're winning, gargling seven dicks and a jar of jizzum Your momma's a true beauty Butt makes me weep, I call it a "boo-hooty" Truly a hot mom, other moms are doing their squats wrong And if you don't dig it when I spit it like an open spigot and I'm doing my duty to drop bombs Visit ww.kisswatskysgluteusmaximus.com False modesty is a guilty habit Some people simply have it But the fact is I would not have spent a decade doing this If I did not believe I was at least a tiny bit ridiculously filthy at it Wrote a book to branch out After tour, let's have a singalong and camp out 'Cause I came here for a single reason And that's for friendship And for drinking 'til I can't count, now If you're Jesus, then we break bread If you're Beavis, then we butt heads If you're a butthead, or a fake friend I'll smack ya back to Hollywood, enough said (Yup) Skin cream jars (Yup) Thin teen stars Wanna hear a laugher? A white rapper walks into 16 bars I am large, I contain multitudes I'm in charge of a strange cult of dudes Infinity versions of me in parallel universes from total teddy bear to ultra rude True, I don't measure power by bravado, libido Or by popping bottles with Hefner in the grotto in speedos I'm never sharing my moscato if you suck like mosquito So "open up" said the taco to the burrito, motherfucker (Don't be nice, don't be nice) Drop all the fuckery, stop it, you ugly ignoramus (Don't be nice, don't be) Rude and brainless (Don't be) Super basic (Don't) Move if you're contagious (Don't be nice) La-la-la-la-la (Don't be nice) I'm not listening (Don't be nice, don't be nice) Got nothing nice to say, then (Don't be nice) Gather the wicked to sacrifice Sucking the dick of the antichrist Kicking the bucket is vital to life, I know that's the price (Don't be) Candy striped (Don't be) Parasites (Don't) Do me dirty (Don't) Think you're worthy (Don't) Hurt me Mercy is not a courtesy currently that occurs to me I turn up eternally, you will not stop it True, my crew hotter than hot pockets This dude Watsky too cocky, let's cock block it We do what we do because it's true to us While a few puppets in suits up at the top profit And if you got a new coup, then I do not knock it But I bukkake your Bugati with snot rockets [Instrumental Outro]