Skit #2

[KID]

Yeah, I've been doing that

I've been doing that ever since I was in kindergarten

I've been doing that for a long long long long, long long long long long long time

[WATSKY]

(laughs)

Oh, when did it actually get really bad though?

[KID]

I was turning the age I am right now

[WATSKY]

Which is how old?

[KID]

Eight

[WATSKY]

Eight is a good year, eight is maybe the finest year

[KID]

The only thing is that

The only problem with that is that you're getting closer to being ten

That's the real problem

[WATSKY]

You don't wanna turn ten?

[KID]

I mean, I mean, that's the only problem with it

I mean you're like, you're being closer to ten every time you change in age

And when you're close to ten

[WATSKY]

It's all over

[KID]

Yeah, you might not like the things you used to like, right?

[WATSKY]

I actually had probably the exact same fear when I was about to turn ten

But I'm gonna let you know right now you shouldn't worry

Because being ten is-is super rad

But the thing that would always make me feel better

Is my mom and dad would sit me down and do funny voices

And they would tell me a story and it would all go away