Bad Breath

[Verse 1]

Don't ever complain about nothin'

Before we can walk we all gotta crawl

Halitosis is a word I never could spell

But bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Verse 2]

It's okay to say "Hello" to me

But don't get too near if you don't wanna fall

And don't think you'll love me if my breath melts the wall

'Cause bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Chorus]

I've been a-puffin' on this and a-suckin' on that

I got feelin' a thousand feet tall

The closer we get, you'll have to agree

That bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Verse 3]

I been talkin' to the man in the mirror

And he smells his diet is rot-gut alcohol

But it's better I guess than starvin' to death

And bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Chorus]

I've been a-puffin' on this and a-suckin' on that

I'm feelin' a thousand feet tall

The closer we get, you'll have to agree

That bad breath is better than no breath at all

Yeah, bad breath is better than no breath at all