Heaven Is Closed

[Chorus]

Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded

So I think I think I'll just stay where I am

So many people, well it sure is lonely

Who even gives a damn?

I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness"

But there ain't nobody around

Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded

So I think I think I'll just stay where I am

[Verse 1]

Heaven left for California on a midnight plane

Hell stayed behind so I wouldn't be lonely

For reasons that's hard to explain

Could it be hell is heaven and that heaven is hell

And each one are both the same thing?

Well I hope heaven finds what she's lookin' for

And that hell treats us both just the same

[Chorus]

Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded

So I think I think I'll just stay where I am

So many people, well it sure is lonely

Who even gives a damn?

I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness"

But there ain't nobody around

Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded

So I think I think I'll just stay where I am

[Bridge]

Let's burn one for those that's livin' in hell

Let's burn one for those who think they're in heaven

Burn one for everyone in the whole world

And anyone stuck in-between

[Chorus]

Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded

So I think I think I'll just stay where I am

So many people, well it sure is lonely

Who even gives a damn?

I hear someone callin', "Come in from the craziness"

But there ain't nobody around

Heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded

So I think I think I'll just stay where I am

Yeah heaven is closed and hell's overcrowded

So I think I think I'll just stay where I am