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Wooze – Cowardly Custard (2022) | Track profile | Dork

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Wooze
The Magnificent Eleven - EP
Cowardly Custard

TRACK

Cowardly Custard

Release date: 8th September 2022

From The Magnificent Eleven - EP

Track 3

3:43

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"Cowardly Custard" is a track by Wooze, from the album The Magnificent Eleven - EP, released 8th September 2022. The track is 3:43 long. It's filed under Indie Rock. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 2 articles about Wooze.

Lyrics

Cowardly Custard

Too cool for school
Now who the fool?
(Cowardly Custard)
You're built like a bull
My only muscles are moules
(Cowardly Custard)

I get by toeing the line
(Cowardly Custard)
Don't even try to eat all of the pies
(Cowardly Custard)

If you're a cowardly custard don't go out tonight
If I'm a cowardly custard stay with me tonight
'Cause we're cowardly custard-like

I'm a brute in a suite
And a hell of a hoot
(Cowardly Custard)
From whom do you root?
The boot, the fruit
(Or Cowardly Custard)

My, my will you tell me the truth
(Cowardly Custard)
Deserted by my own sweet tooth
(Cowardly Custard)

If you're a cowardly custard don't go out tonight
If I'm a cowardly custard stay with me tonight
'Cause we're cowardly custard-like

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Track details

From The Magnificent Eleven - EP

3:432022

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Album

The Magnificent Eleven - EP

9th September 2022

Track number

3

Release year

2022

1Bittersweet Timpani
2:50
2Birthday
2:29
3Cowardly Custard
3:43
4Huge Axeman
3:05

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