Cowardly Custard

Too cool for school
Now who the fool?
(Cowardly Custard)
You're built like a bull
My only muscles are moules
(Cowardly Custard)

I get by toeing the line
(Cowardly Custard)
Don't even try to eat all of the pies
(Cowardly Custard)

If you're a cowardly custard don't go out tonight
If I'm a cowardly custard stay with me tonight
'Cause we're cowardly custard-like

I'm a brute in a suite
And a hell of a hoot
(Cowardly Custard)
From whom do you root?
The boot, the fruit
(Or Cowardly Custard)

My, my will you tell me the truth
(Cowardly Custard)
Deserted by my own sweet tooth
(Cowardly Custard)

If you're a cowardly custard don't go out tonight
If I'm a cowardly custard stay with me tonight
'Cause we're cowardly custard-like