Everybody

She thinks she needs to buy more jewelry

She thinks she needs a guy with strings

She thinks she needs all new friends

She thinks she needs to be a perfect teen

She needs to get straight

She needs to stop shakin’

She needs to stop makin’ everybody rich, everybody rich

I think I need to enlist in the navy

I think I need a dominatrix

I think I need to live in the desert

I think I need to take a little trip

I need to stop sleepin’

I need to stop dreamin’

I need to stop makin’ everybody guess, everybody guess

Here’s that perfect photograph

Of dogs and cats and how they act

So quit with the guilt trip it just ain’t done

I’ve tried safe sex but it’s no fun

Now, everybody’s fine. Everybody’s fine

Everybody we’re all fine

We’ve got to stop breakin’ down

We’ve got to stop wakin’ up

We’ve got to stop makin’ everybody mad, everybody mad

He thinks he needs a higher office

He thinks he needs a bigger muzzle

An’ he thinks he needs a younger woman

Well, maybe he just needs another station

He needs to shut up

He needs to listen

He needs to stop makin’ everybody tired, everybody tired

The roots in the cellar are on the make

The birds in the trees, yeah, they’re all fake

You can’t find what you can’t hide

Don’t look for me, I ain’t outside

Now, everybody’s fine. Everybody’s fine

Everybody we’re all fine

Everybody we’re all fine