Everybody

She thinks she needs to buy more jewelry She thinks she needs a guy with strings She thinks she needs all new friends She thinks she needs to be a perfect teen She needs to get straight She needs to stop shakin’ She needs to stop makin’ everybody rich, everybody rich I think I need to enlist in the navy I think I need a dominatrix I think I need to live in the desert I think I need to take a little trip I need to stop sleepin’ I need to stop dreamin’ I need to stop makin’ everybody guess, everybody guess Here’s that perfect photograph Of dogs and cats and how they act So quit with the guilt trip it just ain’t done I’ve tried safe sex but it’s no fun Now, everybody’s fine. Everybody’s fine Everybody we’re all fine We’ve got to stop breakin’ down We’ve got to stop wakin’ up We’ve got to stop makin’ everybody mad, everybody mad He thinks he needs a higher office He thinks he needs a bigger muzzle An’ he thinks he needs a younger woman Well, maybe he just needs another station He needs to shut up He needs to listen He needs to stop makin’ everybody tired, everybody tired The roots in the cellar are on the make The birds in the trees, yeah, they’re all fake You can’t find what you can’t hide Don’t look for me, I ain’t outside Now, everybody’s fine. Everybody’s fine Everybody we’re all fine Everybody we’re all fine