Plastic Surgery

Intro:

Doctor, Doctor

I need help Doctor (sit down and wait your turn)

Sit yo ass down

[Saafir:]

You have, scars in your mask like Seal

That ain't for real

We'll have to fix that, yo nigga, sit back

[Xzibit:]

Your flow remind me of a nigga that I just don't feel

Same style and delivery

Might as well have his grill

Pass the scapel, the alcohol, clamps

25 hundred get you style enhanced

It's like...

[Saafir:]

This, mask right here will lift your grill

It'll put height in your mack

Don't take to much off

If you want a nose like Michael Jackson

[Xzibit:]

If you want it done right, nigga come see this

Maybe even send your bitch

We can fix them tits

From a C-cup to a double D-cup

Make them big shits, doctor lick 'em, yeah

[Saafir:]

I like to, axe em, jack em for their financial

Need a facial, I'll change the skin tone to interracial

After I'm done, you might have a little pouch though

Nothin' my scaple can't fix

What kind of face you want

(I want the kind that make me look like I can rhyme)

It'll cost you

(But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that nigga face named Saafir!)

That's imposterous, plus I never cloned a microphone

What type of shit you on, I hope you got insurance

Before I sit you on my gurney

And lead you to an anesthetic breather

If you're not broke, I'll shave your face like dope and make it right

Casue being fake ain't tight

You need plastic surgery

[Hook:]

I hear the same old rhymes

Same old rhymes

The same old style

The same old style

(It seems you need plastic surgery) x5

[Xzibit:]

I'm located, at, the bottom of the black list

I like to malpractice, complicate a surgery

Intoxicated, smoke cigarettes, drop ashes in your open gases

Feel the utensil, knife is dull like a pencil

And what?

When a nigga play pussy, get fucked

Without a kiss or a hug, I'm like contaminated blood

Transfused from a junkie

With the heroin jones, I reconstruct the bones

Of all hip hop clones

[Ras Kass:]

I date fat girls that weigh 215

With low self esteem, cause it's easier to get the pussy

I'm performing vinyl liposuctions

(Fat MC?)

Phat production, motherfuckin' facial reconstruction

Needles injected 33 RPM of anesthetic for actors who require cosmetic

Sex changes from bitch niggas to rah-rah niggas

The only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmick

[Saafir:]

This shit is full blown, you better head to the clinic

After Captain Save-A-Ho, we had the sex lieutenant

Operate get straight, we here to separate the fake from the classic

Niggas get blasted if they plastic

[Hook:]

I hear the same old rhymes

Same old rhymes

The same old style

The same old style

(It seems you need plastic surgery) x5

[Ras Kass:]

I'm like Dougie Howser M.D with a desert eagle

Criminal Genius

Operation, separatin' them siamese twins hangin' beneath them niggas' penis

Take it to your face like a skin graft

Rappers, I specialize in talent transplants

You want fat lips nurse get the collagen

And ten tons of stomach pumps from all the cum you and Richard Gere be

Swallowin'

Now followin' ask Vanna to buy you vowels

So you can see I, aye (A), E-Swift, oh (O), you (U) know why (Y)

We remain uncontested to the contender, we can

Million Man March all the way to December

January, Feburary 28th

[Saafir:]

I never wash my hands

The only rubber gloves I wear is on my dick

But I'll split you quick

Got hands like Jackie Chan, the way I switch my wrists and

I make ya sick, but I'm a doctor, don't trip

Hopefully, in surgery, I won't slip

On a tile that file and twist ya lips

Like Gomer Pyle

Prescriptions I'm over-ripe

For the ones thats overbitin' on dental records

Bitin', to God, send your blessings

I'll put your mask on, fast like Ramadan

Mix them bitches like half Lola Falana, half blonde in the paper, they named me

A Large Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a long line of clients

(BITCH! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE)

You don't have an appointment or an application

For me to attack your face in my practice

Never lackin' when I'm inserting these plastic patches

Seems like you need plastic surgery

[Hook:]

I hear the same old rhymes

Same old rhymes

The same old style

The same old style

(It seems you need plastic surgery) x5