Alabama Gotdamn

[Sample: Nina Simone]

You're just plain rotten

You're too damn lazy

You thinkin' he's crazy

Where am I goin'?

What am I doin'?

I don't know, I don't know!

[Intro: Yelawolf]

Ye, so I got this personal mission

I'mma take this Crimson Tide banner

From the great state of Alabama that is

And I'mma take it to all 50 States

All 50 States in one song

Just so I can hear 'em say:

[Hook]

Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!

[Verse 1: Yelawolf]

I started my journey down in Alabama

Then my mama threw me in a swamp when I was five out in Louisiana

She told me to take my state of ware with me

Then we moved to Oklahoma with her boyfriend from Mississippi

Her boyfriend was in the country music industry

So we hopped on a tour bus from Texas and went to Tennessee

Met a dude from New York at a rest stop in Arkansas he said, (Goddamn!)

"You really do say howdy ya'll!" (Howdy ya'll)

I'm a nomad, yeah, kinda sorta

I got stranded in Georgia

But I was headed to Florida

I hitchhiked the rest of the way down to Palm Beach

And I one-nighted a girl with black hair from Hawaii

I don't know how I landed in Indiana

But I got this Crimson Tide banner

And I ain't gonna stop until

[Hook]

Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!

That's 12 states down!

[Hook]

Yeah, put the Jack in the backpack

And I won't stop 'til I hear 'em sayin' that

Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!

Let's go!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!

[Verse 2: Yelawolf]

Well I stopped in Michigan with Eminem and popped some No-Doze

I took a plane to Maine and ran down the East Coast like

Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, now down to Jersey

Pennsylvania, Maryland, to Virginia, the Carolinas; back to the dirty

I bucked to Ohio

And swam through Kentucky

Grabbed a bottle of Jim Beam

Got drunk and was feeling lucky

Met a girl who met a boy from Illinois who just dropped him

Because he moved to Wisconsin

Well, I took her over to Minnesota

I tip-toed out of the room with her purse and now, Iowa!

I hurried to Missouri, from there I went to Kansas

Rode a twister to Nebraska, drove the Dakotas with Candice

Stopped in Montana to refill my bottle

I went roamin' in Wyoming and snowboarded through Colorado yellin'

[Hook]

Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!

28 states down, I'm on a roll!

[Hook]

Yeah, put the Jack in the backpack

And I won't stop 'til I hear 'em sayin' that

Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!

Let's go!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!

Moving on!

[Verse 3: Yelawolf]

I hit the Texaco in New Mexico

Hopped in the back of a truck that was carryin' vegetables

He took me to Arizona, to a trading post

I was headed for Utah so he offered me a sack of potatoes

I told him thank you for the ride up the road but I'm fine though

There's plenty of those up in Idaho

But Arizona's got some beautiful women though like (Goddamn!)

She's fine but I gotta go!

30 pack, now I'm Oregon

I hit a couple of divin' boys when I stumbled into Washington

And I still got Alabama with me

Met an Eskimo from Alaska, bought him a beer and told him "keep it Dixie!"

Lost my money in Nevada, security said "I warned ya,"

Took my car so I had to skateboard to California, now

[Hook]

Everybody knows about Alabama got damn!

That's 50 states 'Bama!

[Hook]

Yeah, put the Jack in the backpack

And I won't stop 'til I hear 'em sayin' that

Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!

Let's go!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Everybody knows about Alabama

Everybody knows about Alabama

Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!