Arrested for Driving While Blind

[Verse 1]

When you're driving

Down the highway at night

And you're feeling that wild turkey's bite

Don't give Johnny Walker a ride

'Cause Jack Black is right by your side

You might get taken to the jailhouse and find

You've been arrested for driving while blind

[Verse 2]

Now just the other night with nothing to do

We broke a case of proof 102

And started itching for that wonderful feel

Of rolling in an automobile

You could say we was out of our mind

And let me tell you we were flying while blind

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[Verse 3]

Then they had us up against the wall

Hey, it's only blood grain alcohol

And there ain't no cause for alarm

We ain't out to do nobody no harm

How could anyone be so unkind

To arrest a man for driving while blind?

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