I Got the Six

[Verse 1]

Living room, passing time

Talkin' trash, sipping wine

I need something more substantial

New deck of playing cards

I don't like to work this hard

I think I'll have to cancel

[Chorus]

I'm running out of time

I'm about to lose my mind

I got the six

Gimme your nine

[Verse 2]

Slow hand on the clock

I'm sitting here like a rock

I'm feeling so abnormal

Pictures in the magazines

All my thoughts are so obscene

Cover up that centerfold

[Chorus]

I'm running out of time

I'm about to lose my mind

I got the six

Gimme your nine

[Verse 3]

Look at this, what a pair

She won't let me touch her there

She's so discriminating

This is weird, it's time to blow

I just heard the rooster crow

I guess I'll have to spank my monkey

[Chorus]

I'm running out of time

I'm about to lose my mind

I got the six

Gimme your nine

[Instrumental Outro 1:43-2:54]