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Discretion Assured

2010

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Drag King Laxative

2008

Tracks by Cum Function

25 tracks in our catalogue

  1. A Catastrophic FailureDrag King Laxative
    4:29
  2. Annotation With Soiled PantiesDrag King Laxative
    3:51
  3. Beat My CervixDiscretion Assured
    6:02
  4. Cell SlaveDrag King Laxative
    3:25
  5. Confessions Of A Serial AbortionistDrag King Laxative
    5:35
  6. Don't Play On The Waste GroundDrag King Laxative
    7:24
  7. Elbow DeepDiscretion Assured
    4:24
  8. Enculeur Dans La DiscothèqueDiscretion Assured
    8:44
  9. Fear Of NeedlesDrag King Laxative
    4:16
  10. Five Week HeadacheDrag King Laxative
    4:32

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