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Discretion Assured

2010

Drag King Laxative

2008

Tracks by Cum Function

25 tracks in our catalogue

A Catastrophic FailureDrag King Laxative

Annotation With Soiled PantiesDrag King Laxative

Beat My CervixDiscretion Assured

Cell SlaveDrag King Laxative

Confessions Of A Serial AbortionistDrag King Laxative

Don't Play On The Waste GroundDrag King Laxative

A Catastrophic FailureDrag King Laxative
4:29
Annotation With Soiled PantiesDrag King Laxative
3:51
Beat My CervixDiscretion Assured
6:02
Cell SlaveDrag King Laxative
3:25
Confessions Of A Serial AbortionistDrag King Laxative
5:35
Don't Play On The Waste GroundDrag King Laxative
7:24
Elbow DeepDiscretion Assured
4:24
Enculeur Dans La DiscothèqueDiscretion Assured
8:44
Fear Of NeedlesDrag King Laxative
4:16
Five Week HeadacheDrag King Laxative
4:32

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7:24

Elbow DeepDiscretion Assured

Enculeur Dans La DiscothèqueDiscretion Assured

Fear Of NeedlesDrag King Laxative

Five Week HeadacheDrag King Laxative

Flinching ShitterDiscretion Assured

Kinder, Kinder, KinderDiscretion Assured

Lead MaskDiscretion Assured

Look What You Made Me DoDiscretion Assured

NeuralgiaDiscretion Assured

Piss, Shit, Rock & RollDrag King Laxative

Poor Excuse For A Human BeingDrag King Laxative

Pure #2Drag King Laxative

RadiatorheadDiscretion Assured

Rage Against The Washing MachineDrag King Laxative

Seduced By MysophiliacsDrag King Laxative

Sexual Anatomy For Pro-AnaDiscretion Assured

The Creation Of Satanic Ice CreamDrag King Laxative

Unusual & Exotic InterestsDiscretion Assured

Vox PopsDiscretion Assured