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THE UNIFORM

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Also known asUniform
Members
Christian SturgisPaul Flum

Releases

Albums
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Black And Vain

2001

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33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes

2000

EPs
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If It Takes The Form Of A Human, I'll Kick Its Ass

1999

Tracks by The Uniform

40 tracks in our catalogue

  1. A.P. Hill Paid To ComeBlack And Vain
  2. Abbreviate Your Love33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  3. All Were OffensiveBlack And Vain
  4. Anatomy Of A Burmese Beauty SecretBlack And Vain
  5. Black And VainBlack And Vain
  6. Calling All EunuchsBlack And Vain
  7. Calling Shit Shit When It IsIf It Takes The Form Of A Human, I'll Kick Its Ass
    1:50
  8. Calling Shit Shit When It Is33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  9. Can't Take The Hill Without The Army33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  10. Columbian Necktie33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes

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  • Calling Shit Shit When It IsIf It Takes The Form Of A Human, I'll Kick Its Ass
    1:50
  • Calling Shit Shit When It Is33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Can't Take The Hill Without The Army33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Columbian Necktie33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Dictionary Of DeconstructionistsBlack And Vain
  • Eagles And Anchors33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Favorite Lucky Car Crash33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Four Reasons Why I'm Not A Communist33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Four Reasons Why I'm Not A CommunistIf It Takes The Form Of A Human, I'll Kick Its Ass
    1:16
  • He Is In The Chinese Mafia33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Heard That Same Crap From Patty Hearst33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • I'll Be Glad When They Retire The BagBlack And Vain
  • If It Takes The Form Of A Human I'll Kick Its Ass33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • If It Takes The Form Of A Human, I'll Kick Its AssIf It Takes The Form Of A Human, I'll Kick Its Ass
    1:27
  • Midget Colony33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Midget ColonyIf It Takes The Form Of A Human, I'll Kick Its Ass
    1:34
  • My Thoughtful Response To Human BehaviorIf It Takes The Form Of A Human, I'll Kick Its Ass
    1:19
  • My Thoughtful Response To Human Behavior33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Needless To Say, I Pleasured Them All33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Night I Left My Baby For The ArmyBlack And Vain
  • Not Gonna Drink Your Cyanide Brotha33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Oh Be JoyfulBlack And Vain
  • Or Bending Made Easy33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Reflexive Trapping Derivative33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Rowhouses Of The Holy33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Ten Second History Of God, Vol. 1If It Takes The Form Of A Human, I'll Kick Its Ass
    1:36
  • Ten Second History Of God, Vol. 3 (Live)33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • These Guys Are GeniusesBlack And Vain
  • Thirty Three Revolutions33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • This Is Not A Felony33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • This Is This This Is Nothing ElseBlack And Vain
  • Western Movie33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • When Monkees Attack33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
  • Women In Prison33 Revolutions + Some Other Minor Skirmishes
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