[Verse 1]
Oh God, he got a haircut, I still like him the same
My friends say that’s not normal, they say it means something
And God forbid he get it buzzed, but Lord knows I wouldn’t let up
Lord knows that he’d still consume my every thought
Oh God, he’s dressing like he’s straight out of middle school
Is it bad I find endearing that he don’t care at all?
‘Cause Lord I know he cleans up nice
Every function, proves me right
Lord knows clothing is the last thing on my mind
[Chorus]
And how the hell to manage every day without a bandage
When I’m bleeding out and all about the same damn average man
‘Cause I sure know he’s taken
Oh, it keeps me wide awake to know I’d stoop as low as to take him secondhand
[Verse 2]
Oh God, he’s got a girlfriend
But I’ve heard it’s going rough
And I feel like a bad person
To wish that they break up
But God forbid it leave him hurting
I never know which way is worse
If I root for the end, or staying if it doesn’t
[Chorus]
And how the hell to manage every day without a bandage
When I’m bleeding out and all about the same damn average man
‘Cause I sure know he’s taken
Oh, it keeps me wide awake to know I’d stoop as low as to take him secondhand
[Bridge]
Can’t console stubborn souls
I’lll grow old, all alone
Still like stone ’til I’m thrown
I’ll grow old, all alone
[Chorus]
How the hell to manage every day without a bandage
When I’m bleeding out and all about the same damn average man
‘Cause I sure know he’s taken
Oh, it keeps me wide awake to know I’d stoop as low as to take him secondhand
[Outro]
Oh God, he got a haircut
Oh God, he’s dressing bad
And, oh God, I’m not embarrassed
I’d take him secondhand
Oh God, he’s acting like he’s some type of big strong man
I see straight through it and I’d still take him secondhand
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