[Verse 1]
The boy's got problems, the boy's got stress
The boys got a .38 hidden in his desk
The boy's got a chickie with four months to go
[Pre-Chorus]
Grim facts every parent better know
[Verse 2]
The girl's a heavy teaser wants to do a private show
She got a hundred thousand fantasies she wants the band to know
She likes to brush across my Levis, likes to watch him grow
[Pre-Chorus]
Grim facts every parent better know
Grim facts every parent better know
[Chorus]
Red lights, gang fights
Brewin' in the heat
Cop cars, gay bars
On your precious street
That ain't so neat
[Verse 3]
Sister's on the street now, lookin' for some Joe
Only got about an hour to pay for her new nose
Gets a hundred for her body, a nickel for her soul
[Pre-Chorus]
These are grim facts every parent must know
Grim facts every parent must know
[Chorus]
Red lights, gang fights
Brewin' in the heat
Cop cars, gay bars
On your precious street
That ain't so neat
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 4]
And I am feelin' itchy, got a fire down below
I'm a walkin' loaded time bomb, just about to blow
Tries to slide inside my pockets but it's strictly SRO
[Pre-Chorus]
Grim facts every parent gotta know
Grim facts every parent gotta know
[Chorus]
Red lights, gang fights
Brewin' in the heat
Cop cars, gay bars
On your precious street
That ain't so neat
[Outro]
Oh, Grim Facts
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