Model Citizen

[Verse 1] Be an Arab, be a Jew Be a boxing Kangaroo Beat yourself all black and blue I don't care Be a bleeder, be a Cancer Be a hemophiliac romancer Be a crippled disco dancer Ooh, what a pair [Chorus] He's a model citizen I think I've got them fooled again He's an ultra sweetie guy And the master of disguise He's a model citizen Just keep believin' that, my friends I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an All-American [Verse 2] I'm a hostage in a city of creeps They've got mercenary guards that watch me sleep They'd like to kill me slow and bury me deep- In the heart of Texas I'm a martyr and I'm a sadist I might be the Saviour her to save us all I'm a friend of Sammy Davis Casually [Chorus] He's a model citizen I think I've got them fooled again He's an ultra-sweetie guy I won't let down my disguise He's a model citizen Just keep believin' that, my friends I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an All-American I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an All-American