Grim Facts

[Verse 1]

The boy's got problems, the boy's got stress

The boys got a .38 hidden in his desk

The boy's got a chickie with four months to go

[Pre-Chorus]

Grim facts every parent better know

[Verse 2]

The girl's a heavy teaser wants to do a private show

She got a hundred thousand fantasies she wants the band to know

She likes to brush across my Levis, likes to watch him grow

[Pre-Chorus]

Grim facts every parent better know

Grim facts every parent better know

[Chorus]

Red lights, gang fights

Brewin' in the heat

Cop cars, gay bars

On your precious street

That ain't so neat

[Verse 3]

Sister's on the street now, lookin' for some Joe

Only got about an hour to pay for her new nose

Gets a hundred for her body, a nickel for her soul

[Pre-Chorus]

These are grim facts every parent must know

Grim facts every parent must know

[Chorus]

Red lights, gang fights

Brewin' in the heat

Cop cars, gay bars

On your precious street

That ain't so neat

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 4]

And I am feelin' itchy, got a fire down below

I'm a walkin' loaded time bomb, just about to blow

Tries to slide inside my pockets but it's strictly SRO

[Pre-Chorus]

Grim facts every parent gotta know

Grim facts every parent gotta know

[Chorus]

Red lights, gang fights

Brewin' in the heat

Cop cars, gay bars

On your precious street

That ain't so neat

[Outro]

Oh, Grim Facts