Model Citizen

[Verse 1]

Be an Arab, be a Jew

Be a boxing Kangaroo

Beat yourself all black and blue

I don't care

Be a bleeder, be a Cancer

Be a hemophiliac romancer

Be a crippled disco dancer

Ooh, what a pair

[Chorus]

He's a model citizen

I think I've got them fooled again

He's an ultra sweetie guy

And the master of disguise

He's a model citizen

Just keep believin' that, my friends

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm an All-American

[Verse 2]

I'm a hostage in a city of creeps

They've got mercenary guards that watch me sleep

They'd like to kill me slow and bury me deep-

In the heart of Texas

I'm a martyr and I'm a sadist

I might be the Saviour her to save us all

I'm a friend of Sammy Davis

Casually

[Chorus]

He's a model citizen

I think I've got them fooled again

He's an ultra-sweetie guy

I won't let down my disguise

He's a model citizen

Just keep believin' that, my friends

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm an All-American

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm an All-American