Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured (Live in Texas)

[Spoken intro]

This is, this next song, every band's got a song called "Red Lights something," so, so do we

[Verse 1]

We'll ask if we can have six in

If not we'll have to have two

Well, you're comin' up at our end, aren't ya?

So I'll get one with you

Oh, won't he let us have six in?

Especially not with the food

He could have just told us no, though

He didn't have to be rude

You see her with the green dress?

She talked to me at the bar

Well, how come it's already two-pound fifty?

We've only gonе about a yard

Didn't you see she were gorgеous?

She were beyond belief

Oh, but this lad at the side drinkin' his Smirnoff Ice

Came and paid for her Tropical Reef

[Chorus]

And I'm sitting, going backwards

And I didn't want to leave

I said, "It's High Green, mate

Via Hillsborough, please"

[Verse 2]

Well, how funny were that sketch earlier

Up near that taxi rank?

Oh no, you would have missed it

Think it were when you went to the bank

These two lads squarin' up, proper shoutin'

'Bout who were next in the queue

The kind of thing that'd seem so silly

But not when they've both had a few

[Bridge]

Well, calm down, temper, temper

You shouldn't get so annoyed

Well, you're actin' like a silly little boy

Oh, they wanted to be men

And do some fightin' in the street

He said, "No surrender, no chance of retreat"

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

Why are they in the taxi?

'Cause I didn't wanna leave

And I said, "It's High Green, mate

Via Hillsborough, please!"

[Verse 3]

Oh, drunken plots hatched to jump it

Ask around, "Are you sure?"

Went for it, but the red light was showin'

Red light indicates doors are secure

[Spoken Outro]

(Thank you)

And there is actually someone wearing green, which is a rarity