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PROBLEM PATTERNS

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Every Problem Patterns lyric on Dork. Browse 22 songs across 5 albums, plus interviews, reviews and editorial features.

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TERFs Out

TERFs Out

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Big Shouty

Big Shouty

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Letter of Resignation

Letter of Resignation

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Mediocre Man

Mediocre Man

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Gal Pals

Gal Pals

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Day and Age

Day and Age

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Who Do We Not Save

Who Do We Not Save

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Sad Old Woman

Sad Old Woman

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Sell by Date

Sell by Date

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Poverty Tourist

Poverty Tourist

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Lesbo 3000

Lesbo 3000

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Classic Rock Has Become My Prison

Classic Rock Has Become My Prison

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Y.A.W

Y.A.W

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Pity Bra

Pity Bra

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A History of Bad Men Part II

A History of Bad Men Part II

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Advertising Services

Advertising Services

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Picture of Health

Picture of Health

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I Think You Should Leave

I Think You Should Leave

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Domestic Bliss

Domestic Bliss

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Sad Old Woman (feat. Matt Korvette)

Sad Old Woman (feat. Matt Korvette)

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Classic Rock Has Become My Prison

Classic Rock Has Become My Prison

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Sad Old Woman (feat. Matt Korvette)

Sad Old Woman (feat. Matt Korvette)

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Boring Songs for Boring People - EP

Boring Songs for Boring People - EP

2025 · 2 lyrics

1Classic Rock Has Become My PrisonLyrics
2Sad Old Woman (feat. Matt Korvette)Lyrics

Classic Rock Has Become My Prison - Single

Classic Rock Has Become My Prison - Single

2025 · 1 lyric

1Classic Rock Has Become My PrisonLyrics

Sad Old Woman (feat. Matt Korvette) - Single

Sad Old Woman (feat. Matt Korvette) - Single

2025 · 1 lyric

1Sad Old Woman (feat. Matt Korvette)Lyrics

Blouse Club

Blouse Club

2023 · 12 lyrics

1TERFs OutLyrics
2Big ShoutyLyrics
3Letter of ResignationLyrics
4Who Do We Not SaveLyrics

Good for You, Aren't You Great? - EP

Good for You, Aren't You Great? - EP

2019 · 4 lyrics

1Mediocre ManLyrics
2Gal PalsLyrics
3Day and AgeLyrics
4Sell by DateLyrics

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2 lyrics

1Sad Old WomanLyrics
2I Think You Should LeaveLyrics

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Problem Patterns have dropped an assertive new single and video, 'TERFs Out'

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Problem Patterns have dropped an assertive new single and video, 'TERFs Out'

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