M.V.P.

[Intro] On the mic is Big L On the mic is Big L The most valuable poet on the M-I-C [Verse 1] Ayo, spark up the Phillies and pass the stout Make it quick, money grip, 'fore yo' ass is out In a street brawl, I strike men quicker than lightnin' You seen what happened in my last fight, friend? Aight, then L's a clever threat, a lyricist who never sweat Comparin' yourself to me is like a Benz to a Chevrolet And clown rappers I'm bound to slay I'm sayin' hi to all the cuties from around the way Yeah, 'cause I got all of them sprung, Jack My girls are like boomerangs No matter how far I throw 'em, they come back I'm comin' straight out the NYC I'm down with Diggin' In The Crates and I'm MVP [Chorus] If rap was a game, I'll be MVP The most valuable poet on the M-I-C Ayo, if rap was a game, I'll be MVP The most valuable poet on the M-I-C [Verse 2] Yo, it's a must that I get papes Peace to all the DJs who gave me love on they mixtapes And once again, the man's back with a dance track So here's your chance, Jack, to get loose and let your hands clap I got juice like Boku, mad crews I broke through Brothers be mad 'cause I hit more chicks than they spoke to And every time I'm jammed, I always find a loophole I got a crime record longer than Manute Bol And my raps are unbelievable like aliens and flyin' saucers No more iron horses 'cause I'm buyin' Porsches Comin' straight out the NYC Peace to the Kid Capri, I'm MVP [Chorus] If rap was a game, I'll be MVP The most valuable poet on the M-I-C Yo, if rap was a game, I'll be MVP The most valuable poet on the M-I-C If rap was a game, I'll be MVP The most valuable poet on the M-I-C Yo, if rap was a game, I'll be MVP The most valuable poet on the M-I-C [Verse 3] Battles I lose none, I make crews run, I get fools done Got ten fingers, but only use one I run up like Machine Gun Kelly with a black skully Put one in your belly, leave you smelly, then take your Pelle Pelle I'm the neighborhood lamper, punani vamper Mess around, you'll find my silk boxers in your Mommy's hamper And nowadays, girls want you for your money I'm like Heav', I got nothin' but love for you, honey And since I'm lookin' slick, and my pockets are thick I need surgery to get chicks removed from my— (Chill) I'm comin' straight out the NYC Rap's my J-O-B, and I'm MVP [Chorus] If rap was a game, I'll be MVP The most valuable poet on the M-I-C Yo, if rap was a game, I'll be MVP The most valuable poet on the M-I-C If rap was a game, I'll be MVP The most valuable poet on the M-I-C Yo, if rap was a game, I'll be MVP The most valuable poet on the M-I-C [Outro] Yeah!