All Your Vanity

[Chorus] Give me all your vanity And let's go, stare down the river I know, he knows A look will make it better Even Narcissus would gawp Staring blind and overwrought Fogging up another mirror [Verse 1] Don't look down You're in for a surprise When you see the bags underneath your eyes Try not to frown The wind could turn around You'll be stuck with that look on your mouth [Pre-Chorus] Today could be the best day of your life, if you'll let it You'll be counting cash or credit It's just a face, just a face You know I could sell it, so sign here! You can be happy when you... [Chorus] Give me all your vanity And let's go, stare down the river I know, he knows A look will make it better Even Narcissus would gawp Staring blind and overwrought Fogging up another mirror [Verse 2] Turn around And check out your behind It used to be the apple of my eye Try not to drown in a sea of tears When you weigh more than you did last year [Pre-Chorus] Today could be the best day of your life, if you'll let it You'll be counting cash or credit It's just a face, just a face You know I could sell it, so sign here! You can be happy when you... [Chorus] Give me all your vanity And let's go, stare down the river I know, he knows A look will make it better Even Narcissus would gawp Staring blind and overwrought Fogging up another mirror So give me all your vanity And let's go, stare down the river I know, he knows A look will make it better Even Narcissus would gawp Staring blind and overwrought Fogging up another mirror