All Your Vanity

[Chorus]

Give me all your vanity

And let's go, stare down the river

I know, he knows

A look will make it better

Even Narcissus would gawp

Staring blind and overwrought

Fogging up another mirror

[Verse 1]

Don't look down

You're in for a surprise

When you see the bags underneath your eyes

Try not to frown

The wind could turn around

You'll be stuck with that look on your mouth

[Pre-Chorus]

Today could be the best day of your life, if you'll let it

You'll be counting cash or credit

It's just a face, just a face

You know I could sell it, so sign here!

You can be happy when you...

[Chorus]

Give me all your vanity

And let's go, stare down the river

I know, he knows

A look will make it better

Even Narcissus would gawp

Staring blind and overwrought

Fogging up another mirror

[Verse 2]

Turn around

And check out your behind

It used to be the apple of my eye

Try not to drown in a sea of tears

When you weigh more than you did last year

[Pre-Chorus]

Today could be the best day of your life, if you'll let it

You'll be counting cash or credit

It's just a face, just a face

You know I could sell it, so sign here!

You can be happy when you...

[Chorus]

Give me all your vanity

And let's go, stare down the river

I know, he knows

A look will make it better

Even Narcissus would gawp

Staring blind and overwrought

Fogging up another mirror

So give me all your vanity

And let's go, stare down the river

I know, he knows

A look will make it better

Even Narcissus would gawp

Staring blind and overwrought

Fogging up another mirror