Gravity

[Verse 1: Greg] Another day, another shirt I never sleep, I only work Where do I park, where do I park? Don't ask me if I'm having fun, I am not I'm only working part-time at the record shop And my friends all call me Mr. Chocolate Croissant And the weeks and the months pass, and nothing happens I'm gonna sit up straight and chew [Chorus: Greg, Greg & Mandy] I hope you get the job, or not Whatever you prefer Go pet the dog, or not Whatever you prefer Go make new friends, or don't Whatever you prefer Gravity keeps pulling down on you either way [Verse 2: Greg, Greg & Mandy] Another shoe, another service A length of tape, a higher purpose I took a test, for purity I got the results, and they were negative Now everybody's dog is going out for a walk And the voters write in "Mr. Chocolate Croissant" And the weeks and the months pass, and nothing happens Good game, good game, good game, good game [Chorus: Greg, Greg & Mandy] I hope you get the job, or not Whatever you prefer Go pet the dog, or not Whatever you prefer Go make new friends, or don't Whatever you prefer Or find true love I hope you get the raise, or not Whatever you prefer Go cut your hair, or don't Whatever you prefer Go make new friends, or not Whatever you prefer Gravity keeps pulling down on you either way