PPL

[Verse 1] Please stand for the Pledge of Allegiance It's just the beginning, a new day is rising Documentary directors follow me around And I'm wiggling, I'm wiggling, I'm wiggling Please rise and remove your hats and jackets And wallets And stop flirting with the interns in the breakroom In the breakroom, in the breakroom of life [Chorus] People definitely let you down I'm people, I will let you down, let you down Congratulations People definitely let you down I'm people, and I will let you down, let you down Congratulations [Verse 2] Please find your seats with your drinks and your programs The opposite of everyday is opposite day And opposite day is just Christmas, for opposites Christmas for opposites Please silence your devices, and refrain From taking a journey of self-discovery We are going somewhere uncomfortable And having an uncomfortable time Uncomfortably, but just in time [Chorus] People definitely let you down I'm people, I will let you down, let you down Congratulations People definitely let you down I'm people, and I will let you down, let you down Congratulations People definitely let you down I'm people, I will let you down, let you down Congratulations People definitely let you down I'm people, I will let you down, let you down Congratulations