The auctioneer said to the valet
"Guy that takes the cars to the garage."
The valet said, "I know that, but did you know this?
Inside there's some caviar."
Caviar, caviar, caviar, caviar
With the smoothness of marbles
Are the old sturgeon's pearls
Caviar, caviar, caviar, caviar
The gumballs, the black seed
The taste of the unborn
Rainwater is up to her ankles
By the time the bus finally comes
She gets on and looks at her socks
What's on them? It's caviar
Caviar, caviar, caviar, caviar
With the smoothness of marbles
Are the wise sturgeon's pearls
Caviar, caviar, caviar, caviar
The gumballs, the black seed
The taste of the unborn
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