[Verse 1]
If I ever happen on a Pig War reenactment
I'm gonna tell the man playin' Charles Griffin that he's overactin'
I'm gonna look him right between the eyes
So it seems like I am lookin' him in the eyes
Say, "Your swine was just too nosy, now quit tryin' to make history"
Mhm
[Verse 2]
You know I used to sample all the perfumes
They were on the backs of the pull out tabs in the beauty magazine ads
And I'd hide under covers with my sisters dolls
And I'd take all her doll clothes off
And I remember my confusion thе first time I undressed Kеn
[Verse 3]
I'd get so worried about other people talkin'
I'd try and please 'em but just end up exhausted
Sometimes I get stretched so thin
May as well be inches between the lines in my skin
Wanna sunbathe by a satellite dish with velcro shoes and store credit
Mhm
[Verse 4]
I thought about Lincoln Street from Jordan Avenue
Picture frames without their panes spendin' days inside one room
Watch the wind on the water make shivery lines
Looked like a video on rewind
Plankton rode on the crestin' waves like dust on a lampshade
[Verse 5]
So if I ever happen upon that Pig War reenactment
Gonna tell the man playin' Charles Griffin he's overactin'
Gonna look him right between the eyes
So it seems like I'm lookin' him in the eyes
Say, "Your swine was just too nosy, now quit tryin' to make history"
Mhm
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