Complimentary Continental

[Verse 1] I got a complimentary continental from a two-star motel With a glowin' vacancy sign There's a coffee machine with pre-ground beans On the dresser by the bedside The mattress sinks, the bedsprings squeak I oughta call housekeepin' 'bout these sheets Drinkin' wine in the tub, sleepin' in 'Til my checkout time [Verse 2] Bagels, cream cheese, an' Jimmie Dean Croissant sandwiches Eatin' Frosted Flakes off a paper plate While waitin' on the microwave I got a busted alternator I can't deal with 'til later Gonna check back in and get some sleep You wouldn't believe what these infomercials Have been teachin' me [Verse 3] I got a complimentary continental from a two-star motel With a glowin' vacancy sign Coffee machine with pre-ground beans On the dresser by the bedside Matress sinks, bedsprings squeak Gotta call housekeepin' about these sheets Drinkin' wine in the tub, sleepin' in 'Til my checkout time [Outro] I'm drinkin' wine in the tub, sleepin' in 'Til my checkout time