[Verse 1]
I got a complimentary continental from a two-star motel
With a glowin' vacancy sign
There's a coffee machine with pre-ground beans
On the dresser by the bedside
The mattress sinks, the bedsprings squeak
I oughta call housekeepin' 'bout these sheets
Drinkin' wine in the tub, sleepin' in
'Til my checkout time
[Verse 2]
Bagels, cream cheese, an' Jimmie Dean
Croissant sandwiches
Eatin' Frosted Flakes off a paper plate
While waitin' on the microwave
I got a busted alternator I can't deal with 'til later
Gonna check back in and get some sleep
You wouldn't believe what these infomercials
Have been teachin' me
[Verse 3]
I got a complimentary continental from a two-star motel
With a glowin' vacancy sign
Coffee machine with pre-ground beans
On the dresser by the bedside
Matress sinks, bedsprings squeak
Gotta call housekeepin' about these sheets
Drinkin' wine in the tub, sleepin' in
'Til my checkout time
[Outro]
I'm drinkin' wine in the tub, sleepin' in
'Til my checkout time
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