Art Bitch

My art is called egocentric-soft-porno Or maybe it's just narcisism... My one and only subject Goes from something like anything but Me-ism

Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley? He could drop the paintings And photograph his penis Or take pixxx of the chicks... Yeah, you know what I mean... Wouldn't it be better for Escher? He could drop the math And make it happen on his mattress 2 girls and a cam! 3 girls and a cam! You put a dog there and you got polaroid scam

I ain't no artist I am an art-bitch I sell my paintings to the men I eat I have no portfolio And I only show Where there's free alcohol

I am so hardcore I sell my crap and people ask for more... Call me a revolutionaire I poo on a plate and get it published on visionaire What I do, is called art-shit And don't you dare make fun of me Cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of I.D.!

I ain't no artist I am an art-bitch I sell my paintings to the men I eat I have no portfolio And I only show Where there's free alcohol

I ain't no artist I am an art-bitch I sell my paintings to the men I eat I have no portfolio And I only show Where there's free alcohol

Lick lick lick my art-tit (x2) Suck suck suck my art-hole (x2) (Repeat last 2 lines)