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Art Bitch by CSS

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CSS

Art Bitch

Release date: 30th September 2005

From Cansei de Ser Sexy
Track 5
3:11
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About This Track

'Art Bitch' by CSS is a 2005 alternative track from the album 'Cansei de Ser Sexy'. The lyrics are a sly, self-focused provocation, weighing egocentrism and art’s supposed subject matter, then skewering narcissism with a tone that turns cheekily inquisitive, as it asks whether the work would be easier if it swapped in tasteless substitutes. A quoted jab, “My art is called egocentric-soft-porno”, captures the piece’s confrontational, satirical posture.

"Art Bitch" is a track by CSS, from the album Cansei de Ser Sexy, released 30th September 2005. The track is 3:11 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about CSS.

About the Artist

CSS

CSS

Lyrics

Art Bitch

My art is called egocentric-soft-porno
Or maybe it's just narcisism...
My one and only subject
Goes from something like anything but
Me-ism

Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley?
He could drop the paintings
And photograph his penis
Or take pixxx of the chicks...
Yeah, you know what I mean...
Wouldn't it be better for Escher?
He could drop the math
And make it happen on his mattress
2 girls and a cam!
3 girls and a cam!
You put a dog there and you got polaroid scam

I ain't no artist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio
And I only show
Where there's free alcohol

I am so hardcore
I sell my crap and people ask for more...
Call me a revolutionaire
I poo on a plate and get it published on visionaire
What I do, is called art-shit
And don't you dare make fun of me
Cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of I.D.!

I ain't no artist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio
And I only show
Where there's free alcohol

I ain't no artist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio
And I only show
Where there's free alcohol

Lick lick lick my art-tit (x2)
Suck suck suck my art-hole (x2)
(Repeat last 2 lines)

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Track details

From Cansei de Ser Sexy

3:112005
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Album
Cansei de Ser Sexy
Cansei de Ser Sexy
CSS
1st October 2005
Track number
5
Release year
2005
  1. 1C.S.S. Suxxx
    1:59
  2. 2Patins
    2:21
  3. 3Alala
    4:00
  4. 4Let's Make Love and Listen to Death from Above
    3:33

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