Shit Can Happen

[Intro: Rondell Beene, Eminem & Kon Artis] —Bitch Yeah! Shit can happen Shit can happen Shit can happen Shit can happen (Yeah, yeah) Shit can happen (Huh) Shit can happen (Yeah— yeah) Shit can happen (Yeah—) Shit can happen (Yeah—) [Verse 1: Kon Artis] That's right, motherfuckers, we back Same slanging, orangatanging, wilding out on hoodrats They say I act like I'm too famous to say "Hi" And tell 'em what my name is, but really, I'm still nameless You niggas don't get it yet, do you? Deal or not, Platinum or flop, I still put it through you With a Luger that'll spit fire And hit higher than a pitch by a bitch like Mariah You think for one second since we got a deal That we won't deal wit' you in front of St. Andrew's still? You gay rappers better learn that I won't stop until I see 'em turn back If you don't slow that roll you got You gon' see these Runyon Ave. niggas that really need some Prozac Fo' sho' that, ask the others Brigade'll lay you down next to your mother's mother's grandmother [Verse 2: Kuniva & Eminem] You know I'm feeling real rowdy tonight, ready to fight (Oh, fuck y'all! What the– what up though?) And half the niggas I give dap to, I don't even like (Whatever) The same cat who never gave a damn about your name I gives a fuck about it, like the next L.A. Clippers' game (Fucking bitch) I kill you in ways you couldn't even fathom (Punk) You and your madame, it's really unexplainable how I have 'em (That's right) Who call theyself screaming about a challenge (What?) Nigga, we got a gift, while you barely making it off mere talent ([?]) My skills are deeply embedded, even your ho said it (Uh-huh) She was knock-kneed, I fucked her, now she's bow-legged ("Uh-uh-") In the middle of rapping, I drop the mic (What?) And have a stare down and jump in the crowd and start scrapping (And then, bitch) Kuniv' and Kon Artis, my nigga, we get it cracking (That's right) While the paramedics pick you up, we on the side, laughing (Ha-ha-ha-ha) [Chorus: Eminem & Kon Artis] Shit can happen, now, this ain't funny, so don't you dare laugh Shit can happen, shit can happen to him and yo' ass Shit can happen, you can be touched, don't think you can't Shit can happen 'cause niggas ain't fuckin' around no more, man Shit can happen, this ain't funny, so don't you dare laugh Shit can happen, shit can happen to him and yo' ass Shit can happen, you can be touched, don't think you can't Shit can happen 'cause niggas ain't fuckin' around no more, man [Verse 3: Swifty McVay & Eminem] The Feds can't hold me, I hold feds (Why?) I was born with a dark-ass cloud over my head (Uh-huh) Raining acid, you can't refrain from getting yo' ass kicked (Nigga) 'Cause you talk too much, you asked for it (Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!) I'm on some massive shit, everybody ignore me They wouldn't fuck with me if I was performing at an orgy These niggas get confronted, then they change stories (What up now? Nigga) I cut you and they thinking everything's hunky dory (I got you) I even have you pouring me the gasoline for me (Do it) Pulling up slowly, cocktailing your homie (Ugh) You met a lot of niggas, but you wouldn't wanna know me (For real) Your ass might not even make it home wit' your Rollie (Nigga) Don't even try, in your system like E. coli Trying to beef with me, nigga, please, your people die I'm so wicked that my mama gave birth illegally (Uh-huh) I survived the abortion immediately (Surprise! Aah!) [Verse 4: Eminem & Kon Artis] Picture me sitting in a jail cell, rotting (Shit) Or barricaded in a motel with twelve shotguns So when the **** come knocking, each hand's got one Cocked, ready to dump slugs, heavy as shotputs One man army, guns can't harm me Young and ornery, worse than my Uncle Ronnie Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me I can't stop airing out my dirty laundry Middle fingers flipped at censorship Your friends just flipped over the swift penmanship Ever since I spit some shit on 'Infinite' I've been giving it a hundred and ten percent 'Cause when I vent, most of my energy's spent on enemies Eighty percent of what I invent is Hennessy {*burp*} Twenty percent is from being hungry as sin Ten's because I love being under your skin, yeah (Shit) Shit can happen, so stick to rapping Quit the yapping or I'ma lift the MAC, and That can lead to another mishap happening Skip the crap, get the can of whoop-ass cracking [Chorus: Eminem & Kon Artis] Shit can happen, now, this ain't funny, so don't you dare laugh Shit can happen, shit can happen to him and yo' ass Shit can happen, you can be touched, don't think you can't Shit can happen 'cause niggas ain't fuckin' around no more, man Shit can happen, this ain't funny, so don't you dare laugh Shit can happen, shit can happen to him and yo' ass Shit can happen, you can be touched, don't think you can't Shit can happen 'cause niggas ain't fuckin' around no more, man [Outro: Eminem & Kon Artis] Shit can happen It can, and it will (Nigga, nigga) Shit can happen Fuck around with Amityville (What? What? What?) Shit can happen And you die, insanity spills (Hahahahaha! For real) Shit can happen From the mentality of twelve motherfuckers Shit can happen In six different bodies with their personalities split Shit can happen Fucking you up with hit after hit Shit can happen Shit can happen Sticking you up with clip after clip Shit can happen Making you suck dick after dick Dirty motherfucking Dozen Shit can happen The Kon Artis Shit can happen Motherfucking Peter S. Bizarre Swifty McVay The Kuniva Dirty father-fucking Harry Putting you down in a cemetery, you get buried All you of you motherfuckers Suck our motherfucking cocks We are not playing We are not playing We are not bullshitting This is not a motherfucking joke All of you motherfuckers get smoked