[Skit: Eminem & Steve Berman]
*"The Way I Am" by Eminem plays in the background*
Hey, Steve, uh, Vanessa said you wanted to see me? What's up?
Marshall, I can call you Marshall, right?
Uh, sure, but— (Good)
Sit the fuck down for a second
Okay?
Do you just fucking hate me?
H-hate you? What'd you—
What the fuck have I ever done to you?
Your last record, we got lucky
This D12 album is fucked
(What's wrong with it?) I don't wanna rape my grandmother
I don't wanna have sex with pitbulls
I wanna roll on dubs, I wanna throw bows
I wanna rock Prada (Rock Prada?)
And who the fuck is this Bizarre guy? (What do you mean?)
Do you need a CAT scan?
Where the fuck did you find this guy?
I-I mean, I've known him for like—
This album's never coming out
Steve, you've only heard one song
Fuck you (What?)
Get the fuck outta here (Uh, o—), now! (Okay, okay, shit)
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