Epiphany

I want all my tattoos erased I want a haircut that fits my face I want a good job that really pays me So I can finally act my age I want a big house in the suburbs I want two kids, one boy, one girl I wanna wear a suit and tie to work And on Sundays take my kids to church I wanna befriend couples and drink wine But two glasses, not bottles this time I wanna work out and watch my waistline Be faithful for my whole life All I want is to begin again But now I'm up here on this ledge I know at times you wanted to kill me But let me save you the trouble and feel me