22 Grand

Damn This bitch tried to trick me like hell naw I don't even know how to tell y'all Honestly I hope this bitch go to hell y'all I was tryna get my lil rocks off Turns out this bitch tryna have us a cock off Damn, that shit really scarred me for life And y'all wanna know how the story go right? On God Spent 22 grand on a hooker, brought her home and that bitch had a dick Told her to get out my house When she walked out my house I had noticed her booty was thick I was like, "Nah, never mind you good" I'm a lumberjack I can tolerate wood Laid down then we played us some Fortnite Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight Is this gay? Is this straight? I don't know I just know that I paid for some wiener, huh Then she start swinging that wood She was swinging good Looked like prime Derik Jeter, huh Shit, I think I might beat her Not beat her up, but like beat on her wiener That big bubble butt, it done changed my demeanor Bae take off them jeans I ain't talking 'bout Skeeter I was like, "Bae can you give me a refund" She was like, "What? Like you ain't ever see one" I was like, "Yea, but that don't mean I need one" I was like, "Yea, but that don't mean I'll beat one" I was like, "Yea, but that don't mean I'll eat one" I was like, "Yea, but that don't mean I'll please one" I done spent all my money Now she gon' sit here and look at me funny Spent 22 grand on a hooker, brought her home and that bitch had a dick Told her to get out my house When she walked out my house I had noticed her booty was thick I was like, "Nah, never mind you good" I'm a lumberjack I can tolerate wood Laid down then we played us some Fortnite Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight Spent 22 grand on a hooker, brought her home and that bitch had a dick Told her to get out my house When she walked out my house I had noticed her booty was thick I was like, "Nah, never mind you good" I'm a lumberjack I can tolerate wood Laid down then we played us some Fortnite Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight Man she came to my crib I was hyped I pulled down her pants and saw pipe I was like, "Oh my God is it real!?" Then she looked me like (mhm) Bruh, that bitch had a dick Bruh, that bitch had a dick