I met a Dude down in North Carolina
He look really stressed and the way that he dressed
I could tell he don't fuck on vagina
He said we're the big booty Niggas at?
I just been looking but I cannot find them
Then he turned to the side and
I noticed that big BBL that he had right behind him
His name is John he was like 6'3
Did I mention that Nigga had big cheeks?
I don't usually Fuck with niggas but this the Sixth Nigga I'm
Looking at this week like ugh
Then that nigga asked the question, He said are you gay?
And I said I don't know man I'm kind of leaning that direction
Uh, he got a nice complexion
Big cheeks got mе sweating
Then he start grabbing my arm and start walking with
Mе like some niggas that's up in a
Wedding. He was like yo let's go to the crib
I got a nice house you going to love where I live
Got in the car and we got to the house y'all won't believe who
Was there on that couch
Man it was Diddy, he doing the griddy he grabbing his
Titties he told me come here
He told me, welcome to the Diddy party go 'head and
Get naked let me grab the rear
I was like oh hell nah my nigga you bugging
Then on my shoulders that man started
Rubbing rag on my face and he put me to
Sleep I woke up butt naked right in his cheeks
Diddy done diddle my booty, this shit like a
Scene you would see in a movie
I got out of bed and I couldn't even walk
Mouth hella sore and I couldn't even talk
I started putting on clothes but Diddy
Came in, he said damn DigBar, why you
Putting your clothes on? Then he just
Slid to the bed like he Frozone looked
At that nigga then let out a oh no. He
Said, Hey DigBar before you leave I'mma
Need you to sign this NDA it basically
States you can't go around saying I play
With your balls like the NBA. I told him
I'll sign it, he started smiling I did it
To just put an end to the violence. Fuck
Diddy parties. These niggas be Wilding
Them niggas in North Carolina be lying
I met a Dude down in North Carolina. He
Look really stressed in the way that he
Dressed I can tell he don't fuck on
Vagina. He said where the big booty
Niggas at? I just been looking but I
Cannot find them. Then he turned to the
Side and I noticed that big BBL that he
Had right behind him
I would rather fuck the cheeks baby
I fuck him bone
I'mma lick his Wood for you
I'm gon' make him moan
I'mma get him naked
That penis get to shaking
My bad bro, this beat, man this beat
Remind me of that song. Look
Y'know what I'm talking about so like I had to do a little remix
At the end there
If you go to the Diddy party
Just know there's gonna be dick and balls everywhere
Just be careful my Nigga
