Housewife

[Chorus: Kurupt] Now this, this is one of them occasions Where the homies not doin' it right I mean he found him a ho that he like But you can't make a ho a housewife And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man's best friend So what? You found you a ho that you like But you can't make a ho a housewife (Wife) [Verse 1: Dr. Dre] I mostly sold dick while I packed a gold clip Worked my money-maker, she got paper, she 'bout to trip (Where the fuck is my money?) I cannot G guilty You pimpin' strong, but comin' home to sheets that be filthy She on the dillzy, I take advantage All up in them panties, I got this bitch speakin' Spanish I'm mannish, get yo' nails out my back Slut, I'm 'bout to nut and get up, go scrub yo' cat (Get the fuck out of here) Learn the player rules, this is how a player do Might not be a freak, but she got on the choosin' shoes Dollar signs are folded, I can't control it Tryin' to leave her, beeper just exploded She sweatin' me, won't let me, broad turned fraud Now she on this dick, huh, got her turnin' tricks, huh Man, it's a trip, I don't trip, I'm in yo' Lexus flexin' I left her up in Dallas, Texas, ass naked [Chorus] Now this, this is one of them occasions Where the homies not doin' it right I mean he found him a ho that he like But you can't make a ho a housewife And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man's best friend So what? You found you a ho that you like But you can't make a ho a housewife (Wife) [Verse 2: Hittman] Naw, "ho" ain't short for honey, almost had to wail her like Bunny Tellin' tales of bein' pregnant, catchin' Nordstrom sales with abortion money I spotted her, seen her with my nigga when I shot at her Now we got beef, he caught up in the ho's erotica Exotic, she's psychotic, rockin' his Nautica Soon he'll need antibiotics (Sucka bitch) Name a sexual disease, she got it like Sam Goody You be like, "Damn, how could she hit me off with chlamydia?" Fool, I pity ya We live in the city of ballers With more bounce and in a Zapp, she will doo wa ditty ya The prettier the grittier, the wittier can get her To the Hotel, Niko, on some Sauve shit like Rico That's when I caught a Vision like Coleco A high-post ho, a perfect way for me to keep dough Huh, have her sellin' ass on Bronson Ave and Pico [Verse 3: Kurupt] At the hotel, motel, or the Holiday Inn (Say what, nigga?) I said if that bitch keep fuckin' up (Beotch) then we'll fuck her friends I said I dip, dive, what can I say? Niggas need to stop fuckin' with O.J Some niggas bang Blood, some niggas bang Crip And bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks I had a dream of hoes, I had to screen my hoes I seen my hoes in all kinds of clothes Lil' Almond Joy, I truly enjoy If you blew my balls right through my drawers Come back to the mansion, chill at the spot From the way she was blowin', I know she does it a lot I have a eight-and-a-half, nine-and-three-quarters The ho started callin' when I started boss ballin' Gimme some head, gimme some ass (Uh-huh) Gimme some cash, pass it to Daz Pass it to Snoop, or pass it to Nate See hoes eat dick like eggs and steak It ain't shit new, I thought you knew (What?) I knew you would, you wish you could Break a G down, break me down But I'ma see you on the rebound (What what?), D.P. style [Chorus] Now this, this is one of them occasions Where the homies not doin' it right I mean he found him a ho that he like But you can't make a ho a housewife And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man's best friend So what? You found you a ho that you like But you can't make a ho a housewife (Wife) [Outro] Half-dead Lil' Half-dead the one who jumped out to see ol' Snoop Dogg on lookout boys He's going to be more than half dead if he don't fill my motherfucking drink up I'll fill your motherfucking mouth up Hahahahaha I don't think so