Housewife

[Chorus: Kurupt]

Now this, this is one of them occasions

Where the homies not doin' it right

I mean he found him a ho that he like

But you can't make a ho a housewife

And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end

A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man's best friend

So what? You found you a ho that you like

But you can't make a ho a housewife (Wife)

[Verse 1: Dr. Dre]

I mostly sold dick while I packed a gold clip

Worked my money-maker, she got paper, she 'bout to trip

(Where the fuck is my money?) I cannot G guilty

You pimpin' strong, but comin' home to sheets that be filthy

She on the dillzy, I take advantage

All up in them panties, I got this bitch speakin' Spanish

I'm mannish, get yo' nails out my back

Slut, I'm 'bout to nut and get up, go scrub yo' cat (Get the fuck out of here)

Learn the player rules, this is how a player do

Might not be a freak, but she got on the choosin' shoes

Dollar signs are folded, I can't control it

Tryin' to leave her, beeper just exploded

She sweatin' me, won't let me, broad turned fraud

Now she on this dick, huh, got her turnin' tricks, huh

Man, it's a trip, I don't trip, I'm in yo' Lexus flexin'

I left her up in Dallas, Texas, ass naked

[Chorus]

Now this, this is one of them occasions

Where the homies not doin' it right

I mean he found him a ho that he like

But you can't make a ho a housewife

And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end

A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man's best friend

So what? You found you a ho that you like

But you can't make a ho a housewife (Wife)

[Verse 2: Hittman]

Naw, "ho" ain't short for honey, almost had to wail her like Bunny

Tellin' tales of bein' pregnant, catchin' Nordstrom sales with abortion money

I spotted her, seen her with my nigga when I shot at her

Now we got beef, he caught up in the ho's erotica

Exotic, she's psychotic, rockin' his Nautica

Soon he'll need antibiotics (Sucka bitch)

Name a sexual disease, she got it like Sam Goody

You be like, "Damn, how could she hit me off with chlamydia?"

Fool, I pity ya

We live in the city of ballers

With more bounce and in a Zapp, she will doo wa ditty ya

The prettier the grittier, the wittier can get her

To the Hotel, Niko, on some Sauve shit like Rico

That's when I caught a Vision like Coleco

A high-post ho, a perfect way for me to keep dough

Huh, have her sellin' ass on Bronson Ave and Pico

[Verse 3: Kurupt]

At the hotel, motel, or the Holiday Inn (Say what, nigga?)

I said if that bitch keep fuckin' up (Beotch) then we'll fuck her friends

I said I dip, dive, what can I say?

Niggas need to stop fuckin' with O.J

Some niggas bang Blood, some niggas bang Crip

And bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

I had a dream of hoes, I had to screen my hoes

I seen my hoes in all kinds of clothes

Lil' Almond Joy, I truly enjoy

If you blew my balls right through my drawers

Come back to the mansion, chill at the spot

From the way she was blowin', I know she does it a lot

I have a eight-and-a-half, nine-and-three-quarters

The ho started callin' when I started boss ballin'

Gimme some head, gimme some ass (Uh-huh)

Gimme some cash, pass it to Daz

Pass it to Snoop, or pass it to Nate

See hoes eat dick like eggs and steak

It ain't shit new, I thought you knew (What?)

I knew you would, you wish you could

Break a G down, break me down

But I'ma see you on the rebound (What what?), D.P. style

[Chorus]

Now this, this is one of them occasions

Where the homies not doin' it right

I mean he found him a ho that he like

But you can't make a ho a housewife

And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end

A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man's best friend

So what? You found you a ho that you like

But you can't make a ho a housewife (Wife)

[Outro]

Half-dead

Lil' Half-dead the one who jumped out to see ol' Snoop Dogg on lookout boys

He's going to be more than half dead if he don't fill my motherfucking drink up

I'll fill your motherfucking mouth up

Hahahahaha

I don't think so