Mommy Daddy

Mommy

Daddy

I need

Something

Please can’t I go to college

Please can’t I be a fa***t

Why am I so boring?

Why can’t I relax?

I thought that she would love me…

And fuck me to the max

Mommy…Daddy

I think I’ll have a party

With a very clever theme

Everyone will bring some tunes

And dress like Jerry Garcia

Mommy, Daddy, I need

I got grounded for a week

Just because I totaled my jeep!

Mom and dad weren’t too pleased

But I’m still going to Paris

Mommy, Daddy, I need

I need something

Now it’s time for me to pick my major

I guess I can’t be speed racer

Maybe dad will help me make it

Just like him, I can be an annulus chaser