[Spoken word]
I kept reading the Wikipedia article
Apparently the soap man preached so fervently
That he was committed to an insane asylum
He underwent forced shock therapy
That he says eventually led to his blindness
But this motherfucker was so committed to his message
And to his soap
That he escaped out the bathroom window
Ran away to California
And restarted his soap company
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