[Spoken word]
But just when I thought the soap man couldn't be beat
I found out that after his wife died
He figured he didn't have time for his wife and his kids
So he dropped off the kids at an orphanage
Sure he would visit them for holidays and birthdays but
Then he'd take them back, to the orphanage
Sounds like there's no hard feelings though, or...
Don't quote me on any of this, I'm not a journalist
